Surprise Hit (with a 2L bottle of wine)

Last night JHR blew through town and we celebrated with pizza, movies, and cheap white wine.
Under the influence of the first and the latter, the movies became that much more hilarious, and I found myself being impressed by what I had assumed would be pure straight up chick flick, and was actually an uncannily realistic portrayal of a relationship.
Prime really pulled something off, and I'm pretty sure it's not just the wine talking.
Some good lines:

"His penis is so beautiful . . . I just want to knit it a hat."
"Let me ask you a question. Do you like having sex? . . . Don't get him a nintendo."