SOMEONE SIT UP AND TAKE NOTICE

Does anyone wanna publish my work? huh, huh? Does anyone wanna read it and tell me how wonderful it is and THEN publish it?
Okay, at the very least, does anyone wanna light a candle for me? cross fingers, meditate and send me happy-luck karma? Anyone wanna tune their chakra into my frequency and add your will power to mine? Okay, yes, spaz equals me, cause I gotta get published SOMETHING by the 5th of December, cause I really, really want the Toronto Star internship, cause I wanna be a writer. I guess I had better use proper grammar from now on, huh? BLAH.