Conversation which could be heard in our house yesterday afternoon

A: Imagine calling someone Herb.
TM: Herbie.
A: Herbert. Herbie always reminds me of Kerbie.
TM: Kerbie?
A: You know, that little white marshmallow in the video game.
TM: Oh KERBIE. Kerbie's a ghost.
A: No he's a marshmallow.
TM: He looks exactly like the Super Mario ghosts -- he's modelled after them.
A: He's TOTALLY a marshmallow... MH!
H: Yeah?
A: Is Kerbie a ghost or a marshmallow?
MH: Uh... I don't know.
A: He's a marshmallow. He eats stuff!
TM: He EATS stuff? How does that make him a marshmallow? Marshmallows don't eat stuff.
A: NO! because he's made out of sugar so he has to eat all this sugar to keep himself marshmallowy otherwise he starts metabolizing himself!
TM: What?
A: In conclusion, he's a marshmallow.
TM: Ghost. Hold on I think MH is doing some research.
MH: He's neither. He's just Kerbie.
TM: Okay, but if you had to say which he more resembled...
MH: I'd say marshmallow.
TM: DAMMIT!
A: YESS! AHAHAHAHAA

Behold my victory.