Mr. Poulain

Mr. Poulain n'aime pas: Pisser à coté de quel qu'un...

This I do not understand: How do you carry on a conversation with someone, while sitting side by side in bathroom stalls, and peeing? So many people seem able to do it here... and it's just.... so WEIRD! It requires, I believe, a level of un-self-consciousness (self-unconsciousness? ;P) which I seem to lack. I guess the next time I'm peeing next to someone I should try and strike up a convo with them: "Hey there! Where ya from? Come here often?"

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