Essay writing the night before

12:08 am Have succumbed to caffeine fix. In approx. 15 minutes will be shaking but brain will be firing on all cylinders. Reminder to self -- never do this again. Reminder #2 -- You ALWAYS say that. Reminder #3 -- Yeah but I'm really following through this time.

5:09 am Reminder #4 -- you are the biggest f-ing retard on the face of the planet. Enjoy your 2.5 hours of sleep.