Healing powers of the universe... UNITE!

I am sick.
I am taking double doses of ibuprofen and antihistamines.
I have a scarf around my neck and I have to piss like a racehorse cause I've consumed an entire pot of lemon tea in the last hour.
There are workmen in my house.
I'm hungry, but I don't want to go upstairs.
I'm cold, and I think I have a fever.
There is an unfinished essay on the coffee table watching my every move... I think it may pounce.
And then it's curtains for your beloved heroine.

My face hurts.

Cheers,
silverlined83@yahoo.ca