In the past 4 days I have...

Met:
4 German emo kids
1 Swedish astrophysicist and his 2 siblings
1 very mellow German junkie
1 bachelorette party scamming for money
1 bachelorette - who was so queened up I had doubts as to her qualificaions to BE a bachelorette.
1 creepy football fan dressed like Vanilla Ice
1 old lady with alzheimer's
2 unenthusiastic police officers

Been involved in:
1 domestic dispute - not including any members of my own family.

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