How the "angel" lost her wings

Feeling very proud of myself because got out today with Mom to buy materials for making christmas cards, and started on said cards this aft. Everything went swimmingly until this one, where suddenly I lost all artistic ability, and also forgot that traditionally, angels should have some aerial form of transportation(does that make sense? anyway, you get it.) but this one, it seems, would have to be airlifted by helicopter suspended by wires. She's the new millenium's answer to angels now being required to have clearance at major international airports -- they could be terrorists after all. Also she's superbly ugly. So... no one gets this card. Mom says we'll stick it around the apt to make it look like we have more friends, and if someone happens to actually look at it, or god forbid read it, she'll say she has some really weird friends -- as opposed to her really weird daughter.
Could someone e-mail me, and give me something to do? Thx.