Dad's Tip of the Day

Planning parties with my parents is always so much fun -- and so full of tangents. You can just sit back with a pen and paper and write down the list of what they think you should serve (always the best ideas) and at the same time write down things that you're going to record in your memoirs when you're a 30 year-old millionaire (!) only to have them cry that you've misrepresented them. Tee hee.

A: Should I put the bottles of vodka in the freezer?
M: Yeah I suppose you could do.
A: I want to do that thing that Martha Stewart does.
D: Go to prison?
A: YES!... no. That thing with the bottle of vodka and the milk carton and dried flowers.
M: Oh yeah.
D: You know, insider trading is actually a really good idea! IF you don't get caught.